"Never Wanted Nothing More"
... Than Amazon to pick Pittsburgh. Pretty please, Amazon. We’ll, like, convert the Mon into a bike lane only accessible to your people. And how does “Mount Amazon” sound? Or “Primeburgh”?
— Sincerely, our elected officials
"When I Think About Leaving"
An ode to the couple of great, few good and all of even those sorta-kinda decent Pirates players who have come and gone (too soon) for 30 years and counting.
"Somewhere In The Sun"
... There is a street closed off to traffic because all those repairs that never quite get done are re-routing cars to the city’s four functioning-as-normal roads this and every summer.
"If This Bus Could Talk’"
... Ours would surely say, “Spare your horns, jagoffs; I’ll turn wherever, whenever I want.”
"Some Town Somewhere"
As in: some town somewhere is about to get trashed. (Don’t say we didn’t warn you.)
